Sad...

Firstly, I thought of writing one of my sad stories... it could be a long story. But I decided to write my friend’s story, It’s really sad.

He drunk so much and called me to confide a secret to me. His voice was the saddest hangdog expression.
I asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
He said, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

I said, "That should make you happy."
He suddenly started cry and said, "Not when the month is up today!"

How pity he is! huhuhu

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Women always give men many gifts....

But sometimes... they are considered .... so stupid... ( dont tell them, let them find out on Google)

You see??? they never invent anything... except the first one ( Of cause, we must help them...) ^^

That's why... If I was a girl.... I would like to be a boy... ^^ I wanna be controlled ... LOL!

Okie lah...

Krim is a guy who is living in a populous city with his parents. There are too many people that’ why you have to pay money for everything, included have pee… His parent was retired and having a bakery at City Hall where they can sell their pieces of cake with best price. His wife is a Geography teacher in High-school. It’s seemed to be the wealthy and happy family If Krim wasn’t addicted to gambling and had a concubine who had a big Breeding-farm in Germany with many cats, pigs, cows, chickens and rabbits. Krim only looked at her outwardly with nice car and brand glasses, he didn’t know she is a gay who was undergone an operation orthopaedic surgery. Until the night, a ghost went into his dream and ran to him, used a pen to write a paper some damn things… Suddenly, he woke up and saw the paper on the chair. His teas dropped like rain ^^. He decided to cut himself by an iron-ruler… How smart hahaha… stupid f**kin’ man. Bye bye...

Unnamed.

My friend really is a goat… He’s living in a three-generation family. One day, he met a pretty girl at MRT station when he was coming back from his graduation. He decided to take her back home to have some tea then play some games… ^^ After the greeting to his generous grandfather, they went to his bed-room and ^*$^(@%^(&$(^#@%&*! (Something happened, I don’t know) …
Unfortunately, he couldn’t get off L and he tried to use some ginger to do that…
In the living-room, his grandmother had just come back from supermarket, she couldn’t see anyone then she saw a strange green-slippers on threshold. Instantly, she knew what the hell was going on in her grandson’s room…. Damn! It’s good!

I've been looking for love in all wrong place...

Apparently it's one kilometer, that way. Is it CityHall ??

What does the hell mean???

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?

Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.

Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.

Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!

Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.

Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?

Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.

Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...

Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!

Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?

Guy: Uh no.

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Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

" Jackie knows this word""S......." ^^!

I will...

Sometime I really want to run as fast as possible to sit with you where I feel much more comfortable than wherever. My happiness is your appearance when I need you, that’ all I ever need. Yes, you an only one where I can find my joyfulness. You help me to find out myself, you give me strength. The heart has its reasons that reason ignores so I knock on your door despite knowing someone else is in there. If don’t see you for a day, my life will become hell. I’d rather die than live without you.

In fact, you’re all I need at the moment …

Toilet

Sorry... seems to be the hardest word.

Dear Diary,
It’s a long time since the last time I wrote. Do you remember me? I’m A. I’m tired today, everything was terrible! Firstly, I was scold by CEO because I didn’t follow his advice in my project. I went back home early and had pizza for my dinner. I turned on my computer to continue my unfinished project. I checked mail, refer a document and I saw HER mail (Recently, I’m having a big project and I didn’t send HER email frequently.), but SHE wrote something that difficult for me to understand, it’s really complicated. Unfortunately, in a fit of angry, I said something very bad and may be it made HER sad. SHE may doesn’t want to chat with me anymore. I shouldn’t have done it. I know SHE usually talks with M who is the nice guy, glib talker. He know how to say sweet things, better than me. I seem to be jealous of him.
What must I do to be forgiven?

It's... EXAMS!

Four weeks have elapsed quickly since we started this term. I heard that we’ll have midterm writing-test on Friday. I feel really nervous about this examination because my English is still very bad. My classmates also afraid they can fail this exam. Even thought I have tried to practice listening (my weakest skill) everyday, when I was thinking of exams the thought crossed my mind: I wish I won’t have to do this anymore. It's the same feelings when I was in high-school finals. I was lucky but my friend, who had been being the best student in my class, was fail because of his stupid mistake when he forgot write his name in the exam-papers. It was the expensive price to pay for his mistake, but "Is it fair with him?" 'cause after that he was not allowed to join university without mention his result in high-school class.
In my opinion, we need to invent an education-system that permits students to explore, to make mistakes, learn from their mistakes and grow, to be what they wish to be and not what they have to be.

Will I see such a change happening in my life time?

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Someone who read this page thought that I'm stupid, many mistakes in grammar & spelling. But it's the way I improve my writing.... Thanks

Five rules... follow plzz.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3.. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Katie Katie

Katie is a young girl who lives with parents in a big villa at city center. Her father is a big businessman and her mother is a Government office. They give her so much money every month, so she can buy every whatever she want. Unfortunately, the money didn’t make her happy. Live in a big house made her feel lonely; she doesn’t have a real friend. Everyone has come to her live only care about her money. Day after day, she becomes a pessimist. Thought everything is terrible, she decided to hit the road and travel around the world to find the real meaning of LIFE. Is a backpacker, she found out herself when she was working and earn her own money. Even though she’s homeless she always feels happy, because in her mind “Home is where the heart is”…

To be continued…

Am I not alone??!!

I write this entry in early morning, and it is not only about a song but also is my true feelings.
“Another day has gone, I’m still all alone
How could this be you’re not here with me”
I always feel alone this time everyday. Sit here, in a quiet place, everyone lost in peaceful dreams, I’m still in front of computer. I’m thinking about any thing that happened in my life.
“Everyday I sit and ask myself, how did love slip away?!?!” What the lyric said really is what I do everyday. This song is named “You are not alone” that was sung by Michael Jackson. I’ve loved this song for a long time, when Jacko was being King in Pop music.
He has gone in last month but nobody can replace his. He is here, with me and people who has considered him as IDOL.
Now “Oh whisper three words and I’ll come running. And I, and girl you know that I’ll be there”.

You are not alone

For I am here with you

Though you're far away

I am here to stay

For you are not alone

For I am here with you

Though we're far apart

You're always in my heart

Mind your language

Now I'm understranding what the movie said...

Unnamed.

You... no longer love me as before
No longer sweet kisses as before
No longer embraces as before
You give your love to another guy.

Your pictures still in my heart
Your voices still in my head
Your happiness is still what I care
But you’re not mine… anymore.

Memories...

What about memories in my life?
It seems to be a happy life with freedom and joys.
Nobody know it is a big illusion
Always smile every time not mean I never cry.
‘Cause I had to try to swallow my pain.
When I meet you, it’s a nice day
the sun shines bright and a new world was opened up in my life.
I fall in love on the first sight because of your beauty
I believed you’re my only one.
You’re really a special part of my heart,
I thought my undead love will be forever.
I made a promise to myself
To say each day how much you mean to me.

Suddenly I discovered it’s a unilateral love
Lightning up my life, and painful in deep of my heart
What did I say each day that made you was tired.

Withdraw from the love that I fighted for
I decided to forget our memories
But your pictures appear in my dream everyday
…
In that day, I was standing there, outside your door
But I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
I have to leave ‘because I know

There is no place in your happiness for me.

Happy?!?!?!...

In your life, there are many things make you happy that mean you will fell happy if you have a good job, earn so much money, have a big villa, loving marriage. But for me, it’s a bit different. I’m not waiting for those things because I don’t know when will they come with me, do they belong to me or never!!!… I really feel happy because of my supportive family and also my friends who are considered as my family.

You may say I’m a liar, everyone in the world need money to live. That’s right, money is important, I don’t deny it. But there are something is much more important than money. It’s exactly your own life with your family and friends. Family and friends is the location where you can share your emotions and happy or sad feelings, of course included your problems in your life


I don’t know what I should write to explain how much they mean to me. So in the end of entry, please allow me to quote a sentence of Thomas Moore: "Family life is full of major and minor crises—the ups and downs of health, success and failure in career, marriage, and divorce—and all kinds of characters. It is tied to places and events and histories. With all of these felt details, life etches itself into memory and personality. It's difficult to imagine anything more nourishing to the soul."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

It is the favorite tourist attraction in Pisa city, Italy. It was started to build in 1173 that means the foot of the tower. After a while the war with Florence started again and they stopped. In 1180 the restarted and in 1185 they had finished the 1st, 2nd, and the 3rd. floor. And again war with Florence. In this year the tower started to lean to one side, so while they were building, it was already the leaning tower of Pisa. They started again for a period of nine years, from 1275 till 1284 but it still was not completed until 1319. They finished all the floors and finally they put the bell tower on top of it in 1350. In 1392 Pisa was sold to Florence, a big humiliation for the people of Pisa. Although intended to stand vertically, the tower began leaning to the southeast soon after the onset of construction in 1173 due to a poorly laid foundation and loose substrate that has allowed the foundation to shift direction. The tower presently leans to the southwest. I’ve heard that Galileo Galilee is said to have dropped two cannon balls of different masses from the tower to demonstrate that their speed of descent was independent of their mass.
In May 2008, after the removal of another 70 metric tons (77 short tons) of earth, engineers announced that the Tower had been stabilized such that it had stopped moving for the first time in its history. They stated it would be stable for at least 200 years.

I'm back

Today is second day since I came back Spore. The day my flight took off, it's raining, the same with last time. Unfortunately, the flight was late and I arrived at 3AM. So tired, I took taxi to back to my room then quickly fall asleep.

I woke up early in morning and go to school... and ...there is an f**king thing happened, my ezlink didn't working when I take bus. Firstly, I thought its end of money so I went down to Chinatown MRT Station for top-up but I couldn't do it. The ticket office was still close so I couldn't buy a new one and I didn't have any f**king coin to take bus. It's really a bull sh*t morning. Fortunately, I'm smart ^^ I go to 7-11 and bought a can of Coke then I got some coin... ^^

On bus, I really worried about next term because I heard that it's much more difficult than Pre-Int. Beside, I forgot almost what I learned in last term. I was a bit late when I arrived Peninsula Plaza and... I don’t know where my class is. I guess I’m in Satya's class and asked TMC's officer where was her room, I have answer but when I took a look in the room where asshole officer (SHhhhh! don’t say anyone) showed me... it's a strange room with a strange old teacher. Luckily, I saw Jude, she took me to Satya room and she finished my terrible morning when my nice sweet teacher give me a nice sweet chocolate ice-cream and a nice sweet white chocolate candy :))

She required to create a blog and blogging everyday about our class and firstly about myself. But I think if I write something likes “I’m Ace, 22 years old. I come from Vietnam where is the peaceful place and there are many tourist attraction…” it’s very boring. So I write this entry as my first entry in Blogspot… Nice to be in your class teacher