Sad...

Firstly, I thought of writing one of my sad stories... it could be a long story. But I decided to write my friend’s story, It’s really sad.

He drunk so much and called me to confide a secret to me. His voice was the saddest hangdog expression.
I asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
He said, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

I said, "That should make you happy."
He suddenly started cry and said, "Not when the month is up today!"

How pity he is! huhuhu

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Women always give men many gifts....

But sometimes... they are considered .... so stupid... ( dont tell them, let them find out on Google)

You see??? they never invent anything... except the first one ( Of cause, we must help them...) ^^

That's why... If I was a girl.... I would like to be a boy... ^^ I wanna be controlled ... LOL!

Okie lah...

Krim is a guy who is living in a populous city with his parents. There are too many people that’ why you have to pay money for everything, included have pee… His parent was retired and having a bakery at City Hall where they can sell their pieces of cake with best price. His wife is a Geography teacher in High-school. It’s seemed to be the wealthy and happy family If Krim wasn’t addicted to gambling and had a concubine who had a big Breeding-farm in Germany with many cats, pigs, cows, chickens and rabbits. Krim only looked at her outwardly with nice car and brand glasses, he didn’t know she is a gay who was undergone an operation orthopaedic surgery. Until the night, a ghost went into his dream and ran to him, used a pen to write a paper some damn things… Suddenly, he woke up and saw the paper on the chair. His teas dropped like rain ^^. He decided to cut himself by an iron-ruler… How smart hahaha… stupid f**kin’ man. Bye bye...

Unnamed.

My friend really is a goat… He’s living in a three-generation family. One day, he met a pretty girl at MRT station when he was coming back from his graduation. He decided to take her back home to have some tea then play some games… ^^ After the greeting to his generous grandfather, they went to his bed-room and ^*$^(@%^(&$(^#@%&*! (Something happened, I don’t know) …
Unfortunately, he couldn’t get off L and he tried to use some ginger to do that…
In the living-room, his grandmother had just come back from supermarket, she couldn’t see anyone then she saw a strange green-slippers on threshold. Instantly, she knew what the hell was going on in her grandson’s room…. Damn! It’s good!

I've been looking for love in all wrong place...

Apparently it's one kilometer, that way. Is it CityHall ??

What does the hell mean???

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?

Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.

Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.

Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!

Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.

Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?

Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.

Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...

Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!

Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?

Guy: Uh no.

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Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

" Jackie knows this word""S......." ^^!

I will...

Sometime I really want to run as fast as possible to sit with you where I feel much more comfortable than wherever. My happiness is your appearance when I need you, that’ all I ever need. Yes, you an only one where I can find my joyfulness. You help me to find out myself, you give me strength. The heart has its reasons that reason ignores so I knock on your door despite knowing someone else is in there. If don’t see you for a day, my life will become hell. I’d rather die than live without you.

In fact, you’re all I need at the moment …

Toilet